Why don't Objectivists wear pocket protectors? So that people won't mistake them for accountants.
How many Objectivists does it take to change a light bulb? You second-hand, evading social metaphysician, Ayn Rand has already changed it. The world just hasn't noticed yet.
What's two plus two? Whatever Ayn Rand said it was.
What's two plus two? Ayn Rand said it was "four," but she never followed up on her own groundbreaking insight. Now, thanks to the work of David Kelley, we're finally able to verify her result independently and give it the attention it deserves.
Why was Ayn Rand so paranoid? Because of her psycho epistemology.
Why did the non-Objectivist chicken cross the road? To mooch off the productive achievements of the Objectivist chickens who had already shown the way to the other side. (Fortunately, since A is A, a tunnel collapsed on it and it died as it deserved.)
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I am loving the objectivist humor. VERY irreverent and very funnny!
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